Rachel

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This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the mother fucking schedule with yourtriffling
Dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
Oompa loompa body ass bitch
Im comig up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and d9nt even call the police today

"i dont like rachel"
"this is for rachel..."

by Ur mom is gay bitchessss March 8, 2020

rachel

she’s HOTTT

oh wow look at rachel

by an ominous May 15, 2019

rachel

a cunt

lemme haiku this shit out:

rachel is a cunt
Rachel is hella boring
Cunt ass mufucka

by mama eric October 29, 2023

Rachel

Rachel's will be there for you through thick and thin. They may not always be there for you and mainly prioritize boys over anything but they will always love you no matter what. Rachel has the confidence you only wish you had. Honestly she's so strong and brave she'll be your body guard. Rachel's do have a huge ego so make sure to boost it whenever you can ;) This girl gives the BEST hugs, though I'm pretty sure she needs one herself. Tell her how beautiful and perfect she is it really will make her so happy. This girl has a few unhealthy addictions, alcohol, fags, vaping sex or all. She has boys lining up just to talk to her she is a boy and girl magnet! She will either be really smart or so dumb. This girl is too good at stealing so I don't recommend shopping with her. You still need a Rachel friend, she is the life of the party.

Girl 1: Hey Rachel looking great!
Rachel: Oh honey I already know that but thank you gorgeous.
Girl 2: OMG! Rachel just called you gorgeous.

Boy: Hey Rachel wanna come over to mine ?
Rachel: Sorry you'll have to wait awhile, there's five boys who asked me that today already

by just some stranger ;)) February 13, 2022

Rachel

The best person ever. One of the few reasons you'll still want to live in this fucked up world. She'll talk to you when no one else does, and give you the confidence to talk to other people. She'll ask for nothing from you, even though you'll want to give her everything.

I love you Rachel. I'm just too scared to tell you.

by pseudonym i guess March 19, 2021

Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019

Rachel

Rachel is a very nice girl, she often helps people that are in need showing compassion to other around her. It's will be a pleasure to have her around and she's also very sporty, she runs a lot and is very muscular. She's gonna top her studies and achieve something great!
Her type of guy is mostly sporty, handsome, caring and weird.

This person is so (Rachel). Pleasure to Rachel around

by Injek shun January 12, 2019