prostitot

A young girl who dresses in a way that is inapproriately revealing for her age. Prostitute + tot = prostitot.

Did you see that prostitot? She couldn't have been more than 15. Who the hell let her out of the house dressed like that?

by Elaine25 July 8, 2006

Prostitchewt

A person who chews gum with a wide eschewed chewing action and who in doing so produces staccato clicking sounds reminiscent of a dolphin in a war.

I wish that guy next to me would shop chewing so loudly; he’s driving me crazy with his prostitchewtion. Any normal person would be considerate and not prostichewt themselves at work.

by Lemon Firm November 6, 2008

prostume

(noun) Costumes worn, typically on Halloween, by women featuring short skirts and undersized tops. The costume will often be some non-regulation variant of a police, fire, or nurse uniform.

Her policewoman prostume had a nightstick and a pair of handcuffs with it.

by Ken L December 28, 2007

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

Prostibitch

A common combination word for a girl that is both a huge slut and a huge bitch.

Quote: "That girl Tammy from my math class was being such a prostibitch when she flirted with the teacher so she could get a better grade than me."

I.E.: Josh's Girlfriend

by Johnny Castle Swagger May 11, 2009

prosthetic asspointers

Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009

Prosticunt

When one is so slutty and rude that they are both a mixture of a prostitute and a cunt.

Mimi is such a f***ing prosticunt!

by whavercroft January 10, 2011