Idiot Proof

adj. - A task made so simple any idiot should be able to complete sucessfully.
v. - To remove any thought or doubt from a task so that any idiot can complete the task sucessfully.
n. - The evidence that a person is an idiot for relying on an idiot to perform a task that needs to be "idiot proof."

We need to measure and mark everything for the subcontractor I'll be paying money to build this tomorrow. Make it idiot proof for them.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Proof of life

A photo, video, or any other type of visual media that serves as proof you are (or are not) doing something after not being active online for a long period of time. Usually sent through text to parents or family; can be sent to friends as well.

Angie: does your mom not care you haven’t told her you’re sleeping over all weekend?

Taylor: I just sent her a proof of life photo this morning when we were eating breaky and she sent a thumbs up

by Kaceydacey June 25, 2025

Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.

Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Borderline Proof

Borderline proof refers to evidence or a conclusion that is not yet proven but stands on the edge of being proven or accepted.

The theory of evolution is a borderline proof.

by Mr. Tentative October 20, 2023

Zero Knowledge Proof

My Existence.

You see that guy over there? Now that's real Zero Knowledge Proof

by babla13579 April 4, 2023

proof

something that is give to prove a statement or action.

someone accuses you of literally anything, just say “proof” and 9/10 they don’t have any. they have no proof? walk away. “no camera no proof” that’s the motto.

by jazzy.lex March 25, 2021

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017