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Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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pronounciate

A cross between "annunciate" and "pronounce" - to speak clearly and correctly so understandable to others (mainly humans).
Dear God Tom - you're mumbling too much - I can't hear you - pronounciate boy, PRONOUNCIATE!
by ERTB January 6, 2008
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Chee pono

like how haoles say "oh yeah!"or "hell yeah!" its like the same ting wit hawaiians. its not a real word but more of an interjection, kno?
Chee pono brudduh! we was dancing like nuts at dah club, cuh!
by Aukina Alekanekelo Koma January 9, 2008
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Auto Porno

Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.
I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
by Brandon/Lucent May 13, 2005
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Pono

A guy with extremely good social skills and high intellect. Extremely sexy and good at sports and an amazing musician. HAHA SUCK MY GRITS
1. Pono is so talented

2. Pono likes to do people.
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Steven Seagal Porno

A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!

In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010
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Pronounciate

This word does not exist. It is simply a concatenation of letters, much like 'asdkljrtmn' is.

If you are interested in the proper spelling of the word that these grouped letters resemble however, please see 'Pronunciate'
Using a related form of 'pronounciate':

A: His pronounciation is shocking!
B: ... Whose pronunciation, sorry?
by nickName00800 March 26, 2010
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