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Attending All Saints School in Dagenham, Essex, UK, "Porno Dave" as he is known is notorius around southern Essex schools as being a pervert of the filthiest variety. Currentl aged between 14 and 16 (my estimate), Porno Dave used his school internet system to find pornography and print of many hundreds of pages, with marquis de sade styled free hardcore. Dave did this for many months, as entertainment to his classmates. When he was caught jacking off to it, he was promptly suspended.

Only the lucky few have ever struck up a friendship with notoriously easy-going porno Dave, and his reputation precedes him. He is probably the most famous schoolboy in southern England.
In my last years of education, I heard about the exploits of Dave through many sources. He is one of two daves in the year, the other being "Fat Dave the skateboarder".
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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He is crazy as fuck. He is narcissistic, jealous, insecure. An asshole. Don't fall for his charm. But you will. sensitive eventhough he has this emotionally withdrawn personality. He isn't good at relationships. He is controlling and will make sure you think he is interested in you for a relationship but will then turn your world upside down because he was only studying you. He will groom you to be in his harem of ex's, fuck buddies, friends, family and random people he met online. So you can be supply and he can use you when he wants on his own terms. He is a master emotional manipulator. First sign of something he doesn't like and he bounces. He won't even talk to you first. Full of assumptions. Egotistical and judgemental. He thinks everyone is a liar. He has major trust issues. He acts shady as hell but it's not likely you'll

catch him. If you do he will just say he wasn't trying to hide it. He'll drop even family over petty shit. He is also a hoe. He will fuck your mom, wife, best friend, daughter, sisters and their husbands and boyfriends. He has no boundaries. No matter what though you can't get mad over anything he has done to you. He will tell everyone anything he feels like.

But he is a pretty cool guy. With a killer personality. He is real funny. He is sexy as fuck with a big dick and likes to cuddle and has gorgeous eyes. He isn't

Mr. Right but he sure will fuck you right. He is also very knowledgeable and has a good memory. But plays the dumb card well.
"You know Dave, Porno Dave?"
"Yeah Ive heard that Porno Dave isn't not Mr Right but I hear he has a big dick and will fuck you right!"
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