I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.
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Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating
by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021
Get the Motivationally procrastinating mug.S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."
<later>
Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"
Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
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Get the procrastination mug."procrapstination always gets in the way of my studies, less tacobell and I would probably be able to get more work done" -Frederick Douglas
by Leeskeez July 7, 2011
Get the Procrapstination mug.Avoiding the important task at hand by instead doing lots of other, less important tasks. Misplaced motivation, mixed with procrastination, which results in a sense of accomplishment for a lot of things, except that one thing which you were meant to do.
Fern sat down to do her essay, but due to procrastivation, she instead ended up applying for several jobs and cleaning out her spam email folder.
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