Private Office 

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

Private Office by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Private Pyling 

When you zone out and stare at your homies balls during a Xanax nod.

My buddy got the green xannies, popped six and started Private Pyling my fucking bag.

Private Pyling by Sleepy livers November 22, 2021

private hire 

Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.

Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭

private hire by imperialleather April 3, 2022

Private School 

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school

Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol

Private School by Thy mother xd April 26, 2022

Private schoolgirl 

A girl who mainly shops at Brandy and Urban and has the audacity to call it fashion.

Rahhhh she’s such a basic private schoolgirl.

Private schoolgirl by Diehardforcookiedoigh May 10, 2022

Private Penguino 

The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS

Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!

Private Penguino by ademiir May 18, 2022

private inquiries 

Using a private message such as: Instagram or Facebook messenger to receive feet/body pictures; for a price.

DM me on Instagram for private inquiries.

private inquiries by Truth_is___ July 22, 2022