Dark Priest

The guy you should be afraid of cause he can make your life a living hell. He is to be feared by all and respected!!!

Wow he is a Dark Priest!!!

by The Dark Priest December 22, 2020

Milo Priestly

These guys are blonde and love kids like a lot and then get followed by a guy named haris jusufagic

Jump off a cliff milo priestly

by Benjama June 10, 2021

freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

pagan birthday priest

An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.

Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."

Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."

Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."

Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."

Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."

by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013

skanky priest

catholic priests that like to bang little kids; child molesters

that black jacket makes him look like a skanky priest

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.

The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Judas Priest

I suppose they could be called "poor man's Iron Maiden", but what the fuck they still rule.

I'm
your
tur-bo
lover

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004