The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward
Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks
Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers
Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers
Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again
by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006
Get the mortuary position mug.A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.
Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!
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I'm writing a troll fan-fiction novel called "138 position." It's about 2 couples that need to spice up their marriages and decide to do so by having an orgy. The climax of the story happens when they all 69 together.
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Tom - Dude, what did you do with the P-7 I gave you earlier.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
Jimmy - I slipped it in Sharon's drink. Dibs on her when she's in position 7.
by Alexander Morgan May 30, 2006
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Get the missionary position mug.when you are hanging out/ dating someone and someone, normally related to you walks in and sees you doing something, you probably shouldn't be doing.
like cuddling with a boy that isn't supposed to be at your house when you are alone. and you are in a 'compromising position' and your dad just saw. or walking in on two people that are close to each other and seem to want to escape and make small talk at a quick moment.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
dude, last night her mom walked in and saw us in compromising positions.
by aye kay May 24, 2008
Get the compromising positions mug.versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything
a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
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