Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

poptartsy_

A really cool and talented artist! Probably one of the most cool artists you'll ever meet.

Wow I really love poptartsy_ their art is insane

by Mysticalcroissant December 19, 2024

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014