Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.
Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.
by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012
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Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.
I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!
by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010
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Poon Hand

The hand you just put in a lady's vag.
*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."
by Wentz March 5, 2007
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puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017
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Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.
Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011
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poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region
(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer
by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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