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Pooch

- Term Used By Men To Describe The Woman They Have Unprotected Extramarital Sex With.

- A Woman Who Has Unprotected Sex With Men She Is Not Courting.

- Another Term For Bitch.

- What A Man Calls A Woman He Intends On Inseminating.
He told his friend "I'm going to visit my pooch in Long Island before my wife gets back from her Mother's"

Her Mother was disappointed in her for being a pooch to many of the local men.
by bby_xx97 July 19, 2021
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pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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Pooch

Informal.

A term to describe one when you are playfully mad at them. Siblings especially call each other this. It doesn't really have a meaning to it. It is just a playful cute word to use when you are grumpy at a sibling or friend.
Sibling 1: "Where did my paper go?"
Sibling 2: "I stole it!"
Sibling 1: "Ugh! You pooch! Give it back!"
by gogo's dictionary <3 April 10, 2025
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pooch

that was so pooch
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scoozy pooch

A typical blonde bitch skank that everyone at least knows one of. A scamp. Multiple partner skank.
Man, Jennifer Lawrence in the new hunger games movie is such a scoozy pooch.
by lsx7 April 26, 2014
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 27, 2018
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Pooch

A word created by Aria to show how cute someone or something is
Brad: That chick is so bad
Dave: Damn right, she is a pooch!
by sksksk12547 November 22, 2022
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