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Pohlman

One who jerks, or likes to jerk the "pohl" or "pole" as it is known in some cultures, WAY too much. To be perverted, nasty, and gross.
Ewwwww! Dude!! You'll go blind if ya keep that up! Don't be such a Pohlman!
by I. YankToMuchDong June 25, 2004
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polandball

A reddit community of unfunny memes resembling national stereotypes. The mods are too picky and only accept aboriginal jokes. Avoid this community at all costs.
Hey man, stay away from that shit polandball sub
I heard my friend's polandball post got denied for a 6th time. Shame.
I just saw a shit comic that's literally the same as another yet it is considered original by the 12 y/o polandball mods.
by FuckEngrish November 22, 2019
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Poland-Lithuania

Just the best Kingdom ever. Long live Augustus II
Poland-Lithuania should still exist. RIP en peace my man, P-L
by SteveBuscemiLover205 October 25, 2017
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Poland Syndrome

A polish person acting retarded or doesn't know what he is doing
Person1: Kurwa
Person2: Oh i see you have Poland syndrome as well
by Doctor Hamdi September 17, 2018
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pohlman

noun: a member of the male sex that has never engaged in vaginal intercourse with a female; a virgin; one who often resorts to masturbating due to a lack of sex; a Pohlman

verb: to masturbate frequently, often with Vaseline
(noun) Dude the last time that guy got close to vagina was when he was born; that guy it a total pohlman!

(verb) The reason his room smells so badly is because he refuses to pick up the dirty socks he pohlmans into.
by Arface August 3, 2007
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Poland

Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.

Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.

Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.

The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.

Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.

Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:

POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!

POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first

A typical Polish Conversation:

Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
by stewdog85 June 2, 2011
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Poland SSR

The central european country of Poland under the control of the Soviet Union after World War 2.
The USSR took Poland from Nazi rule and established it as a territiory called Poland SSR.
by ThePolishWoj December 6, 2009
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