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pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
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Facebook poke

A friendly way of "annoying" someone and reminding them that they have you as a friend on Facebook. Does NOT always mean you're flirting. Can also be something you do in order to keep yourself busy when you're bored.,

A Facebook Poke has been known to lead to a "Poke War" in which two people continue to poke eachother until one stops. The person who stopped poking back lost, thus making the other the winner of the "war"

.. on a personal note, I think Facebook should get a 'dislike button' ., (:

but anyways...POKE!
I poked my friend on Facebook., therefore it is a Facebook poke.

Note: This definition might just appeal to the younger generation >.<
by boreddork June 14, 2011
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throat poke

The act of oral sex whether it be on humans or animals.
blow job,suck off,oralsex,deep throat
yo dude what happened with that girl last night

Not much just gave her a throat poke
by Richardsnw December 18, 2007
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Poke War

Guy: I've been in this poke war for like, 5 months
Girl: that is some intense facebook sex
Guy: It's great.
by Missygal8 February 25, 2010
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Facebook Poke

A way of saying "I like you" to someone without actually coming out and saying it to their face. If they poke you back, they are equally interested.
Lisa: I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.
Michele: Facebook poke him.
by Phil92-1 June 16, 2010
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poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass
-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 4, 2009
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Poke War

A war between two facebook friends by incessantly poking each other in order to get the last poke.
by john.byrne.wishes. April 23, 2011
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