pithecoathlemophobia

The overwhelming fear of Monkey Balls. Particularly large ones.

Person #1: “I couldn’t get through Jschlatts newest video, those giant monkey balls scare me a lot!”
Person #2: “I think you have pithecoathlemophobia!”

by PistolWhip420 April 9, 2022

Pithecanthropus

A thing I don’t know what is

Hey do you know what a Pithecanthropus is?
Sorry, I don’t.

by @nobodyisanybody May 17, 2022

Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.

Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.

by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015

Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.

yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro

by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021

pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Pitty on the Time

comes from hebrew and can mean one of two things, depending on tone of speach:
1- something bad that isnt worth your time.
2- something so good that you cant explain in words. its a pitty on the time trying to explain it.

how was the movey?
1) pitty on the time, really bad.
2) pitty on the time, you gotta go see it!

by shula August 28, 2005