Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

Preing

The state of before being

« I dont think i remember that , i must have been preing »

by Trashpandito July 23, 2023

Piping bag

The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.

“Look at that gay couple over there”
“Who do you think is the piping bag in the relationship?”

by Sahaev August 3, 2023

peeing me off

when someone is pissing your whistle you off but you dont wanna use foul language.

“you n words really peeing me off” - nicole
“right ya pissin ma whistle!” - pri

by xiyrumi July 12, 2024

Peeing on my bubs

Peeing on your bubs is when the little sister can’t hold her pee in anymore and she let’s lose on her brothers lap. Usually during a physical altercation or tickling.

I was wrestling my brother and I accidentally started peeing on my bubs.

by Winnie poo pants December 25, 2023

pilingon

(from the Philippines)

When someone thinks they're nice, pretty/handsome, etc. or when they're flexing about something, but in reality they're mean, ugly, bad, etc.

Person 1: "Everyone wants me and they're jealous of me!"

Person 2: "PILINGON!!!!"

by anonymous November 13, 2023

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024