pinch a loaf

Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.

"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."

by KittyCatMan October 6, 2009

Pinch Off

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole

Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit

by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009

Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

pinch a grumpy

To drop a duce. Pinch a loaf. Take a dump. Go # 2. Take a shit etc.

I woke up this morning and had to pinch a grumpy.
I wouldnt go in there i just pinched a grumpy.

by justin jb December 30, 2007

Pinch Rocket

A small snap of weed to be taken in one lungfull.

Ey man you wanna do some pinch rockets?

by pinchrocket August 7, 2011

scrotum pinch

The act of one person taking the scrotum of another man in between thumb and forefinger and giving a carefully orchestrated pinch to elict a reaction from his opponent thereby eliminating his competition.

The scrotum pinch was preformed with skill to obtain the gold in the first appearance of Olympic Scrotum Pinching.

by Thebigmidget AKA O'Rychael October 16, 2008