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Phone Block

Pretty Simple.

As your approaching someone and To Avoid talking to them, You take out your Phone and pretend Texting, or acting like you got a notification...
As Jason Approached his Ex-Girlfriend Amanda,
He quickly took his iPhone out and he Phone Blocked Her by pretending like if he got a Text.
by Mikail Mayers August 23, 2011
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cell phone heaven

When one loses or breaks their mobile device beyond repair or recovery.
John: "I've been calling you all morning. Why don't you pick up?"

Mike: "My phone went to cell phone heaven last night."

John: "I'm so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you."
by mpfogarty October 21, 2010
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Cell Phone

The thing of the past.

Today, pocket-sized computers that have (mostly) the same functions of a regular-sized desktop or laptop computer can do; i.e. read, write, surfing the web, look at the time and keeping time, listening to music, gaming (not the high-detail games like Skyrim, Call of Duty and such), e-mailing, etc.

The best feature these pocket-sized computers are well known for are the ability to call and text just like a cell phone, except a little more "modern". These are called "Smartphones".
Girl (on her 12th birthday): "YAAY! SOO excited! I got my first phone! I can't wait to show it to my friends at school!"

(The next day at school):

Girl: Hey, do you like my new cell phone? I got it got my birthday, yesterday."

Friend of Girl: "What is that ugly thing?? *scoff* You call that a phone? What is this, the 90's? Get a real phone like mine" *holds up a slim, shiny, new smartphone*

Girl: That's not a phone, that's a pocket sized computer!"

Friend of Girl: "Oh, true, but mine's still better than yours. Mine's the shit, yours is.... shit"
by Ilisten2Metal April 19, 2014
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Canarian phone sex

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.
The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.
by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
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3-way phone call attack

When two people call one person but the third person doesnt know the second person is on the phone.
Zoe and Liz call Liz's ex-boyfriend but he doesn't know and get information about the breakup.

"Did you hear about how she "3-way phone call attack" me?"
by bubclubdefinitions November 23, 2009
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A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"
by yourma2000 December 9, 2008
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Pheonix Flame Job

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.
by Brett27 October 28, 2005
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