puckernut

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment

N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!

by fancifree4me June 3, 2010

Puckerberry

A hemorrhoid.

What’s wrong? You’re sitting funny.

Man, my puckerberry is acting up again.

by rvfvs June 29, 2018

tucker pucker

Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up

Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked

by Laughs Along With Humans October 10, 2021

Tucker Pucker

Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.

He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 8, 2022

puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker

betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!

by superking October 17, 2004

pucker-sucker

1. a homosexual or gay motherfucker

2. an ass-kisser

3. a dumbass who can't drive and is in front of you when you are in a hurry.

" Look at that that pucker-sucker!"

" WTF!!! Why won't that pucker-sucker move the fuck out of my lane!!! DAMN!"

by MyHeadMyWorld...MG December 9, 2008

hiney pucker

involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie

When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.

by Johnny A April 21, 2003