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Cornball phase

a segment of a person’s life where they’re just corny as hell cosntantly
“bro look at your old urban dictionary definitions

“that was my cornball phase im a changed man
by TheEndDragon August 14, 2025
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coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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by KapnosMagnus August 20, 2021
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Phase 2.5

A way to extend a phase 2 for another month without pissing people off.
What did you think would happen? And if phase 2 does end in a month, you'll have a month before elections which would make a bullshit governor look good, then the fall comes, and if infections rise, anybody who just got a job is out of work all over again. Calling something phase 2.5 makes it sound like you're doing people a favor.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
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15 minutes of phase

When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.
joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.
by rowanneee May 12, 2010
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