phaetard

someone who likes to be kooky and shamooky

Kathleen is a freakin phaetard.

by coocoo for cocoa puffs September 11, 2005

Phank you

phank you: A certain way a women with a phat ass can thank a guy.

Did Ashley phank you you last night?? Yeah man, 3 times.

by asb81689 July 19, 2010

phalen

ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together

oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers

by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

phan

when you take a smart asian person and call him a dumb ass bitch and proceed to ejaculate on his face and body until it is a solid cast then throw him in the ocean

Did you no that kid in our science, we totally phaned him and threw him in the antarctic

by slib shady October 30, 2012

phan

to engage in sexual intercourse

Colton attempted to phan his goat until it gave up and stopped resisting.

by Jesse64 April 22, 2008

Paeng

The Filipino nickname for rafael. Paengs are usually overweight and have short attention spans. They often annoy their friends but are also very funny. they often have a face like a gorilla's. he is used to always being called stupid. They also often have very small penises.

"you're such a paeng!"

by JP_BIACH December 3, 2013

Paenis

^ This person is the biggest retard to walk the planet

Paenis is not a word, chopstick-lover is the worst racial slur ever. It's not even creative.

by Gilman Chatsworth November 26, 2003