pestimony

Any type of testimony that is either given in a court of law, or possible testimony that is uttered to someone, solely to pester or intimidate a person. Can also refer to testimony that is later proven invalid or false.

I am so glad to hear that the court case was dropped, due to an overwhelming amount of pestimony that was discovered by the judge and jury.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

Pessimistic Optimism

When you thinking the worst will happen so when either it comes true or not, you either get the result you expected or you get delightfully surprised.

"How is Kyle so pessimistic and happy at the same time?"
"He is using Pessimistic Optimism"

by DiddlyYourDoos February 5, 2020

Pessel

Pessel is a girls name for someone who is bright, with an awesome fun personality. She is usually the first to get into mischief without realizing what shes doing will cause chaos, but its expected due to her name being pessy. The actual meaning of the name means pearl and its origin is from the yiddish language.

Hey how did this happen? Pessel was here today?

by Nam1 June 5, 2020

pessimessi

The wife to seiwaya, and creator of many beautiful adopts

Pessimessi=rich

by Notseiwaya November 22, 2020

Pestini

Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.

I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.

by Rob Seeker December 28, 2020

peşte

Peşte is a bombardier that takes girls off the border for prostitution, he usally has a black bmw e46, and vagabond clothes.

David : Where is my girlfriend?
Rafael : Face bani frumoşi afară.
Costi : You're such a peşte Rafael.

by pippen tatal vostru March 13, 2021

Pessimistic

Just being a grouch that see everything like it's a sad movie or something.

Stop being pessimistic.
No you stupid idiot.

by mightnightsnack_xd4 June 8, 2021