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jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
by EPrayer January 26, 2011
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pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.
Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"
by Smaaaash July 7, 2016
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Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.
Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk
by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018
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social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes
Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives
by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019
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100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen
by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019
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52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

Came into use in the UK after the referendum to leave the EU resulted in 52% voting for leaving, and 48% against. In the period leading up to the vote, there was a lot of obvious misinformation that caused many voters to believe the UK would be better off outside the EU. This was despite reputable sources indicating this was not the case.
"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"
"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"
by UrbanDictionister December 2, 2021
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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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