nice person

Somebody who does things for other people without benefit to themselves

Couch Dude: Matt, would you be a nice person and grab me a beer bro? I'm busy playing Worms 2 on the couch.

Matt: Sure bro, no problem.

by smackthecrack October 2, 2014

Fake Person

Someone is is super nice at first but is actually really selfish and/or evil, and just wants something from you. Don't blame yourself, you are just one of their many victims so it isn't your fault. They leave a bad trail of footprints and it bites them in the ass in the end and they are never happy. "Just Desserts"-type people. I don't understand why they can't just be the person they pretend to be so nobody gets hurt. Very superficial and materialistic. They usually dress super nice too and are too perfect. Watch out!

Also see narcissism.

That guy was overly polite and nice and then he turned out to actually be a huge fake person. What a waste.

by Tingle Likes Rupees February 16, 2017

persais

A crazy girl that is amazing!so pretty,funny,kind,and will very much entertain you no matter what but run before you die!!!

Persais is a good friend!

by Kand January 16, 2018

Orange person

Your Orange person is someone you have known for less than a year but they already changed your life for the better, the person you could talk to for hours and hours without getting bored. They also make you truly happy.

“Do you like him/her”
“Yeah, she’s/he’s my orange person”

by _.qinn April 29, 2023

Personal Stamp

The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.

My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.

by Shotty71 January 30, 2007

personal geek squad

(n.) Slang.

A title given to someone's friend who is a computer geek, often used for his (or her) technical skills. Eventually someone may abuse him (or her) and use their friend's ability for all their electronics.

Joshua is the personal geek squad in his town. He just pimped out Eric's lame notebook PC and gave him a 1080p video background and Google Chrome with awesome Extensions.

by raptroes July 15, 2010

persnockative

Meaning: The very sly, clever or sneaky actions that are emplimented to unmask scandals or catch people in lies.

Also can mean 'very intriguing' or 'very interesting' yet scandalous.

The whole situation seems very persnockative.

How persnockative of you!

The persnockative reporter got all the 'dirt' on the politician.

by ziggyrezidoo November 29, 2010