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Greasy Penguin

The careful and deliberate waddle made by your female lover to the bathroom while she tries to keep the fresh creampie from spilling out onto the carpet.
Dude: "All the towels are dirty and this new carpet costs a fortune.....I guess you'll be doing the Greasy Penguin to the bathroom."
by Pinnacle J July 11, 2010
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Holy Penguin

The revered and feared penguin god who reigns in the Artic Circle. The Holy Pengiun sits on a throne made of ice, and eats the herring that the lesser penguins, bring in as triubte to the Holy Tuxedod One.

The holiest day for Penguin worshippers is December 21, the first day of winter, in which, in honor of the great Holy Penguin, we eat nothing but herring for a week, and on the eve of December 21, the Great Penguin rises out of the Artic Ocean flies across the world, giving presents to the good little children of the world
The Holy Penguin is an example of himself
by Trance December 28, 2003
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Fluffy Penguin

Any brown frappuccino drink served at starbucks. Usually associated with Double chocolate chip frappuccinos.
That Fluffy Penguin I just drank was cold, chocolaty, and delicious!
by Aimsey August 6, 2008
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petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
by Dirty P November 1, 2013
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Narcissistic Penguin

Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not
Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!
by BlueCore January 30, 2017
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club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.
In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
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Penguin Whore

A female sloot that thinks they are a lady and tries to bed other women's men when they aren't around.
That penguin whore tried to climb in my tent last night.
by Sweet Josie August 11, 2016
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