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Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

peanut butter woo woo 

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.
After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off
peanut butter woo woo by Bcapt2 February 3, 2017

Peanut butter jelly sammich 

When your girl eats smuckers jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread
“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

Peanut butter and jamming 

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

peanut butter burgers 

1. A form of sexual encounter in which gratification is linked to an extremely high degree of pleasure; particularly performed in substitute of, or in addition to, the act of consuming real peanut butter burgers.

2. Sex.
Hey honey, I love when you smack my tit after we eat peanut butter burgers.

peanut butter barfey baby 

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.
Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”