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Pakster

The definition is simple:

Gangster + Pakistani = Pakster

They are the type of asian's that walk around the streets abusing women with inappropriate comments, walking like Mickey Maguire off Shamless and blasting out the 4x4 on their nokia 3210's. If started on, they would run back to their Pakster posse and they would confront you in a big group because they are too skinny and runty to do it themselves..
A prime example of a Pakster would be 'Fatboy' from the BBC programme 'Eastenders'
by C Elouise May 16, 2010
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parasail

The male version of the 'motor boat'. Stretch the scrotum into a sail and blow.
She loved to parasail his balls after he finished motor boating her.
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Paresa

Usually the name of a female with Iranian background.

Meaning: Angel Face
you have the lips of an Angel,
your name must be Paresa
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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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parastu

A kind, sexy, beautiful Iranian dentist, and mother of two, who pulls rotten teeth all day
Wow look at Parastu today, she's beautiful!
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slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.
emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial
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parasiked

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.
Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.
by JoshuaDefined January 15, 2022
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