Paranoyance

1) Being annoyed that some one is out to get you.
2) Being paranoid about haters.
3) Having clairvoyance about some one being annoyed and knowing they are coming for you.

The private detective had a keen sense of paranoyance when it came to adultery cases.

by RSJ2009 September 24, 2009

Paranerd

An overly zealous Paramore fan.

He knows every word to every Paramore song. He's such a paranerd

by spacecowboi July 28, 2010

paranoia

Having a memory involving something dark and repressed and sweating profusely whilst you wonder just who else knows.

A free floating fear or anxiety that will latch onto just about anything.

Paranoid psychosis, a.k.a. 3 joints too quickly.

by dj_monged August 14, 2004

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

parang

A genre of music in the Caribbean that is most often played around Christmas time in celebration.

Eh, leh me hear dat Baron parang CD nah.

by trinidadianmassive September 21, 2013

Facebook Ego Paranoia

When you become so paranoid that someone on facebook is talking bad about you, you start to believe every post is a stab at you. Your "friends" instigate retaliation and you become obsessed with trashing this person in order to save your own reputation, which in fact you begin to destroy on your own through your increasing paranoia.

Dude that guy is suffering from Facebook Ego Paranoia. He thinks every post that girl makes is a shot at him, when I know her and it's soooo not! What the hell? He is posting shit blogs all over the internet, trying to dig up dirt on her and destroy her reputation. He even went so far as to hack her phone and computer. Freak!!

Pretty funny because this girl never made a single shot and his friends made him so paranoid it actually changed his personality. What makes it even more amusing is she really she doesn't give a shit what he writes or what his friends think since they all are the cesspool of society anyway.

by Do u suffer from FEP? November 10, 2009

paranoia

The uneasy feeling you get when dogs start shouting "Poof" at you, and cars racing through puddles shout "Twat" - (British slang for female genitalia)

by Space_monkey the 1st April 1, 2003