Pinked

When you are sleeping some girl drops her stinky vagina on your face.

Jill got in position and pinked john before he knew what happened.

by The Infamous Kbo August 2, 2008

parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

by Mordred March 17, 2005

Pinked

An artist that has had their work made public by a tattoo.

As an author, I have made my work public by having it published. As an artist, I have made my work public by a tattoo artist. I have finally been Pinked. My art has been Pinked. I can measure my success as an artist, by how many of my images have been pinked.

by AXH/AXH January 23, 2014

Pankey

The reason you use the morning after pill.

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.

by artyguy101 April 13, 2014

punked

to get "fucked" whether being stolen from or sexed.

i punked you all night long

by JDOGG June 2, 2004

packed lunch

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

by apex dave January 19, 2011

packed out

adj.--- to have too much work/things going on at one time, comes from the feeling of carrying a heavy backpack on ones back

Ex. 1---

Mike: "Mr. Smith gave us such much homework tonight! I can't believe we have to read eight chapters from Tale of Two cities..."
Josh: "I know, I'm so packed out."

Ex. 2---

Liz: "Urg, I have way too much going on in my life. Friends, family, homework and my boy friend. It's just too much STRESS."
Sam: "Sounds like SOMEONE'S packed out..."

by Cayce P April 30, 2007