pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.

Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.

by Sandmann September 23, 2008

pedophile-rific

A good looking girl over the age of 18 who appears to be underage.

Is that really your older sister? Man, she's pedophile-rific!

by Lady_Techie June 11, 2008

Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Pedophile Goggles

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.

"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

pedophile priest

^FUCK YOU they are pedophiles!

When a 40 or 50 or 60 yr old man rapes a 14 yr old boy in church then that's some sick motherfuckin shit goin down there.

Predators should be locked up or put to death accordingly.

by disgusted February 29, 2004

pedophile breath

When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.

Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!

by Uglar November 5, 2005