oyster kiss

When a man cums in the mouth of his partner who then kisses him.

"and this dirty bitch tried to give me an oyster kiss"

by Frank March 2, 2003

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013

foul oyster

1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.

2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster shell, and placing said "oyster shell" to another's face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim's ear canals. A.K.A. the double wet-willy.

1. What a foul oyster.

2. Andy just gave Mario another foul oyster!

by The Party Police December 22, 2007

oyster party

a party and/or gathering in which the number of females outnumbers the number of males

it was a real oyster party over there

by 123bananas456 November 20, 2016

Creek oyster

When you cum on a girls stomach and then suck it out of her belly button

My girlfriend wouldn't let me come in her so I came on her stomach. I creek oystered it and then gave her a kiss.

by BIGSOUTH May 15, 2013

Oyster Shucker

Common Pleb

Oi cobba you’re a full blown oyster shucker

by Yeh go on November 7, 2020

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015