owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Destruct-owned!

A use of ownage aiming towards or from Destructoid.com.

Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

by Archie Bunker58585 February 3, 2007

OWNED!

When someone owns you.

I owned that biatch. That chick owns me.

by Stizzle May 2, 2004

Owned

Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch.
* Hahahahaha Fucken Owned
* Man you got owned like a motherfucker
* OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

by DaN` July 8, 2003

owned

A word commonly used in the gaming world.
Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you!!
theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

by D@WSON November 17, 2006

OWNed

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

by Renka912 November 9, 2012

rofl owned

In first person shooters; The act of bragging about killing your opponent only to get owned by another person while you're not paying attention.

Haxors: "Dude, I just totally pwned that Noob!"
*M16 Rocket soars through air*
*Explosion*
*Death*
Normal Gamer:"rofl owned!"
Haxors: "UGH, stupid fag Noob Tubers!"

by CrimsonX October 29, 2008