En mi opinion

1: something you say when someone says something and you want to say something funny against it, or just to make people laugh

2: a funny think to say that will often make people laugh

“Bro what are you doing”
“En mi opinion…”

by Duderonimy121 June 4, 2023

your opinion

nobody wants it.

Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom! You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you, humanity will punish you, space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

by francac March 21, 2023

biassed opinion

A non-open-minded personal belief regarding --- or greatly affected by --- da size, shape, and/or overall appearance of someone's behind.

In da "Golden Girls" episode "My Brother, My Father", Uncle Angelo admits to having had a biassed opinion ("I'm a butt man") of da ravishingly-lovely waitress wif a cute rounded bum whom he'd met as a young man and eventually married.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

buyassed opinion

Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.

If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

In my opinion

An excuse to be a dickhead.

In my opinion, you're kind of an ugly bitch LMAO

by alexxi lexie December 12, 2023

Opinion-Enforcer

An Opinion-Enforcer is a person who loves to force their opinion on you about anything. They usually play Madden.

Person 1: I love to eat (INSERT FOOD HERE)
Person 2: Actually uhh (INSERT OPINION HERE)
Person 1: I don’t believe you.
Person 2: It’s a “Fact”

*START OF AN ARGUMENT AND PERSON 1 WINS*

Person 1: why are you an Opinion-Enforcer
Person 2: because my opinion is always right 😎
Person 1: hehe not

by ion0320 October 26, 2018

rack-opinion steering

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.

Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018