"Did you do anything nice for lunch today?"
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."
"No, I just had a Wigan wank in the van before I went round to fix that boiler."
by EmmaBunny December 19, 2020
by lord of the snearch August 11, 2010
by Big Sexy 4 March 04, 2010
Pleasuring yourself to people you have added as friends or friends of friends on social networking sites.
Dude, I haven't been able to leave my house for days because of the pics people have posted of the bikini party and I have been social wanking all day.
by Satthew Manders October 29, 2009
The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
by Mr C. Wanksalot June 22, 2005
When you shove your phone in your boxers, so that when someone rings or texts you, your phone vibrates giving you a nice feeling. This can also make you hav an errection. For girls if you put it near or in your pussy then you can also have enjoyment.
Eg1
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
man that girl is hot she was phone-wanking me all last night! Man I got soo horny, I got a massive errection.
Eg2
wow I was being phone-wanked last night by a reli hot guy!
by Josh ;) February 12, 2009
The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.
Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.
by TomAndSaul June 05, 2014