Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!
by natalia o June 11, 2018
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by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
Get the Internet mug.A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.
Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.
Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
Get the internet mug.something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.
matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.
by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013
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"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."
by snoopdog October 19, 2013
Get the Internet mug.A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.
This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
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