California Omelet

When two people squish their butts together while shitting at the same time.

Hey Charlie, that california omelet of yours gave me a dirty butt.

by Larz Johnson August 26, 2009

omlette

stop looking David McCandless! You'll never find out!

I'd rather be a slut than an omlette.

by notanomlette June 25, 2010

juicy omelette

A runny or gastric shit

His juicy omelette was splattered all over the toilet bowl

by poo juice October 30, 2003

western omlet

You find a girl on the brink of vomit, lay her face down on the bed with her head over the edge hovering a bucket. The object is to nail her hard enough from behind that she pukes. Bonus points if you go at her family style or dump the bucket on her when you're through.

When we're done with these jager shots i'm going to take her home for a western omlet

by sickboy1313 March 14, 2008

three fag omlette

The thick phlegm coughed up by a non smoker who cadged a few cigarettes from a smoking friend the night before while under the influence of alcohol

I must have been so wasted last night, had a three fag omlette for breakfast this morning

by Da Zeg January 8, 2005

Jewish Omelette

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

by R and G January 9, 2009

Omlet

Nickname for a girl with a perfect egg shaped head.

Me: Brandon, you still trying to hook up with omlet?

Brondon: yea I is.

by Derek Lucas October 4, 2006