When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
by starkasm August 26, 2010
A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.
It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.
Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.
Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
by Teddyaj December 29, 2016
What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock July 29, 2008
The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
by Ivan barrister December 28, 2020
A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
by ferdii6069 April 21, 2016
A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer
by Bathtime Duckie May 29, 2009