nutmonkey

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

by fatass February 22, 2003

nuttocks

The area between a man's nuts and buttocks. Also known as a "grundle" or "gooch".

My girlfriend firmly fondled my nuttocks while sucking my cock.

by Patrick Lanni January 20, 2004

Nutronic

Godlike Radio Bloke and all things brilliant!

Hey, is that Nutronic on the radio now no its his podcast

by Steve Quinn August 22, 2007

nutdog

When someone is an annoying ass person but you don’t want to be rude and tell the to stfu so you just call them a nutdog instead.

Danny: Wow that kid is so annoying. He’s such a nutdog.

by moneyswag100 January 6, 2018

nutgoblin

A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.

Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.

by McTitMeister October 25, 2009

nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015

deez nutz

(also "deez nuts") A common phrase found as graffiti everywhere. Appears to have originated from a rap song in 1992.

An example of the phrase "deez nutz:"

DEEZ
NUTZ
'92

graffiti'ed on a wall

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008