A professional who worked through school as a registered nurse, spent exponentially more time with patients than an ivy league prepped medical doctor fresh out of residency, coordinates care better than experienced physicians, knows what happens after a referral is sent, works directly with insurance companies, practices holistic care, still cares about the patients they see, and at a fraction of the cost of a burnt out physician. Like, by a lot. Want less expensive healthcare? go nurse practitioner.
America: "Man, these costs are astronomical!" Shouldn't it be less expensive to provide primary, specialty, non-surgical, preventive care to a larger population?"
Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."
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Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"
Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"
Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."
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Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"
Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"
by Private Practicality February 26, 2020
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A group of 4-8 males who are sitting in a row facing forward performing a Dutch Rudder (must be done in synchronization) on the person in front of you creating the illusion of a Norse Row Boat
by Johnny Banana May 27, 2011
Get the Norseboat mug.(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.
Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!
Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.
by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011
Get the Nurse Rachael mug.The act of sleeping whenever time is available due to altered sleep patterns from shift work. The period of sleep immediately following an overnight shift. Generally not a particularly restful sleep.
by Alixkay88 May 1, 2014
Get the Nurse nap mug.When your friend knows the definition of something, has used it in a sentence, but refuses to define it for you.
Me: We were having conversation and my friend used a word I wasn't familiar with so I asked what it meant, then he nurses maid elbowed me!
Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
Other me: no way! And he probably could have defined it in the same number of words he used in his snarky text message!
by Icanandidid November 2, 2019
Get the Nurses maid elbow mug.A portmanteau of nurse and mercenary, a nursenary is a registered nurse who choses nonstandard, travel, or contract work to maximize their take-home pay, often at the expense of benefits or guaranteed hours.
Since my spouse gets benefits through work, I left my floor and make $10 more per hour as a nursenary.
by rjb2112 May 15, 2020
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