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A baseline idiot.

The person who acts friendly but has toxic ulterior motive.

The person who lives and breathes insecurity.

The person who has an axe to grind and is hell-bent on vendetta.

The person who lives in the problem instead of the solution.

The baseline failure of all human behavior.

The problem with baseline idiots is they can only grasp zero-sum games.

They are cognitively incapable of anything else.

Hence our civilization:

Zero-Sum Games are a mathematical representation of competing entities, where the result is

1. an advantage for one side 2. an equivalent loss for the other

Any time it feels like a person need to take chunks out of you to be satisfied, that is a baseline idiot.

Ego and hormones are the north star of what drives this problem. For as long as ego and hormones keep stringing along human cognition, this species will remain stunted, hard-capped into imbecility.

This is why modern dating is a near total wreck - it also became a zero-sum game.
Normies created this "planet-sized crab bucket" we call civilization, this pseudo-modern bronze age
Normie by passportbrowiki May 6, 2025
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Short for Norman Osborn

Used to describe a person with 0 commitment when it comes to starting a game and finishing it and/or a person who cant sit down and enjoy playing minecraft for longer than 30 seconds

Can also be used to describe a Saxophone Player
Lowkey the saxophone player is such a normie, he cant even get full netherite
Normie by Walter "Flashbang" White January 11, 2026

normie memes 

Memes that normies and inexperienced mainstream peasants enjoy. These are typically memes that grow very big but become classified as dead very quickly. Similar to 'damn daniel' or 'cash me ousside', these memes are almost the opposite of dank memes and can even be seen on the ellen show.
I'm sick of jessica spreading her normie memes to her normie friends, they just aren't funny.
normie memes by Swatchix March 29, 2017

normie meme

a normie meme is a meme which is so un-dank that it is given to the general Facebook community for 40 year old men to laugh at despite the un-dankness of the meme like the meme inst even spicy its just shit like god damn. E.g.

top text: mom: alcohol is your enemy
bottom text: Jesus says love your enemy. case closed.
normie meme

NORMIE: hey dude seen this meme its about cats
DANK PEEP: wtf did you just show me that meme is shit boi go back to facebook

normie game 

A game that is extremely popular at a specific time and usually for a limited time and is mostly or sometimes entirely played by normies (e.g. Fortnite, COD, etc.)
"Oh wow he plays Fortnite, that's such a normie game"

Normie-Thot 

A person (usually a girl) who is grossly sexualized and talks about dead memes or makes up really bad meme. And their singing is awful
Normie-Thot: *sings it's everyday bro.
Boy: Shut up normie-thot you are disgusting.
Other boy: I'll slap ya if you don't shut the fuck up
Normie-Thot by Lytatroan October 25, 2017

Normie Gamer 

A gamer who is gravitated to games like Fortnite, Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, etc.

Ex: Ali-A, Lazarbeam, Muselk
Guy 1: this guy is such a Normie Gamer.
Guy 2: ikr, he likes fucking Fortnite to much
Normie Gamer by ion0320 November 2, 2018