Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
Get the ninja noisemug. Being completely blitzed or drunk.
When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.
Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.
by der Herzog March 10, 2012
Get the white noisedmug. by breatbill9 September 12, 2017
Get the Sexy noisesmug. what you say when you fail at life
by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020
Get the inaudible noisesmug. General-Noise is the combined background sound of a bustling place, where individual noises blend together, making it hard to distinguish them. It's common in lively urban environments, adding to the energetic atmosphere. General-Noise represents the overall auditory impression rather than specific sounds.
I am unable to hear you over all this General-Noise.
I love to put on some good General-Noise while I go to sleep.
As I stepped into the bustling city square, the General-Noise of traffic, chatter, and street performers filled my ears.
I love to put on some good General-Noise while I go to sleep.
As I stepped into the bustling city square, the General-Noise of traffic, chatter, and street performers filled my ears.
by ethxnpxres42 July 31, 2023
Get the General-Noisemug. A play on the term "white noise", referring to news and social media posts which are designed to make you outraged about some one or some thing, but which provide you no opportunity to actually do anything about it. Also referred to as "Outrage Porn".
"Have you seen that video of the mom who yelled at the taco bell drive thru because they forgot her fries?"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
"Not really, that stuff is just red noise"
by Addyct July 13, 2019
Get the Red Noisemug. Vantablack noise is a hypothetical type of sound that is said to be the darkest and most profound of all noises. It is a noise that is so deep and complex that it is almost impossible to hear with the human ear. Instead, it is thought to be a noise that can be felt and sensed by the body, causing a feeling of peace and relaxation.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
One of the unique qualities of vantablack noise is that it is said to have healing properties. It is believed to be able to restore balance to the body and mind, helping to alleviate stress and tension. Some people even claim that regular exposure to vantablack noise can help to improve overall health and well-being.
Despite its supposed benefits, vantablack noise is also said to be incredibly elusive and difficult to come by. It is thought to be a rare and precious commodity, found only in the most isolated and remote locations on earth. Those who are lucky enough to encounter vantablack noise are said to be deeply affected by its power and majesty, and many people spend their entire lives searching for it in the hopes of experiencing its transformative effects.
bro have you heard the 10 hour vantablack noise on youtube? It literally healed my ptsd, I sleep like a baby every night bro look it up
by Bingchillingggg January 8, 2023
Get the Vantablack noisemug.