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birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.
You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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nose rape

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.
Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
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chode nose

The act of pinching or punching someone in the chode. A person may also be refered to as a chode noser.
When Adam and Brian were wrestling, Brian came from behind and chode nosed Adam. Adam then appropriately called Brian a chode noser.
by Jewbacha February 9, 2005
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Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO
Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.
by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007
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under your nose

in plain sight but not noticed (often with right)
That meth leb could be right under your nose.
by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2007
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nose

The long thing in the middle of your face. Some people have small ones, some people have big ones (the people with big ones are usually called Dave).
Oh my god Dave, that's a massive nose!
by Colin fallon March 28, 2004
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