New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)

After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.

by Decent_Work December 25, 2013

Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !

Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already

by confusingashell December 31, 2023

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Netherlands on New Years

To set unattended cars and dumpsters on fire, usually as a form if celebration for a holiday or event.

"We went netherlands on new years on that ford f150, it lit up like chicago in 1871."

by Thurgalicious November 30, 2025

New Years revolution

When your New Years resolution is broken, usually through measures of interference from another party.

Fuck, my friend's broke my New Years resolution by injecting crack into me while I was asleep. Fucking New Years revolution.

by Logan R white January 10, 2011

New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025