non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.

Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.

by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018

non thugs

The opposite of 'no homo', is it the phrase said by gay guys when they do something really straight to ensure they have reaffirmed their gayness

'Big Gay Al was so horny that he let Alice blow him, but he shouted 'non thugs' as he came so it wasn't a straight thing'

by Caramac September 17, 2017

Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

by Cappy C January 9, 2023

non-con

Short for non-consensual. This term is true of both non-consensual touching, aka sexual battery and non-consensual penetration, aka rape. Therefore, non-con is the superordinate concept for rape, not a synonym for rape.

Tags: Non-Consensual Oral Sex, Non-Consensual Kissing, Non-Consensual Touching, Non-Consensual Bondage, Non-Consensual Drug Use

Warning: This fic contains non-con elements!

by Earnest Bunny March 23, 2017

Non Legend

Anybody with name Max

Max is a Non Legend, Not like KIrsty, She is a Legend.

Examples of legends are Kirsty, Ali Baba, the Fountain of Youth, Paul Bunyan, Kraken, Atlantis, the Loch Ness Monster, and Bigfoot. Some legends are stories about real people; others are not. Odysseus and Robin Hood for example may have been real but most the stories about them are definitely fiction.
Examples of Non legends are Max, Hitler, Donald Trump & Tom Cruise.

by Loch-Ness_monster February 7, 2021

non-aut

Het is dat trekkende gevoel dat je hebt wanneer je des ochtends niet je bed uit kan komen. Of als jij niet kan opstaan van de bank.

Ik lag op de bank terwijl ik eigenlijk moest werken, wanneer ik wou opstaan kreeg ik een spontane non-aut.

by Minas DanJo November 2, 2016

Non-Committer

Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!

"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!

by Cappy C January 23, 2023