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National Munt Day

Isaiah: Hey it’s September 12th National Munt Day
Keaton: Thank god they just buried my grandma
by W. S. May 12, 2024
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Munted

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"
by Geraldine January 19, 2017
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Munt iglooing

Storing the munt excrement into condoms and freezing them thus creating dildos out of decomposed corpse entrails
Beth: Hey, you want to go Munt iglooing?
Renee: Ahh yay! I've been hungry AND need some pleasure!
Beth: Two birds with one stone!
by John P. Munt March 12, 2024
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munted pig

" That boy looks like a munted pig"
by munted pig 47 June 19, 2022
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munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
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Munting

Munting is finding and digging up a semi decomposed corpse, one person goes down on the corpse, while the other jumps on the dead person's stomach, causing the juices, decomposed organs, etc. to be forced from all orifices. These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
An example of munting is: "Oh dude! Queen Elizabeth II died!" "Whatever man, let's just go munt her body already, can't wait to drink all of that queen juice." "Hell Yeah!"
by Tejology-3291 November 27, 2024
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Munt

Munt is the male equivalency for the derogatory word that is used to describe female genitalia, cunt.
That guy is such a munt!
by Mr. Munt September 11, 2021
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