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Albertan mullet

The hairstyle of choice for your typical plaid and trucker hat wearing Albertan adolescent.
Ryan Smyth, anyone from the movie FUBAR: The Movie.

"That kid's got one hell of an Albertan mullet"
by booze? January 11, 2009
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sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.
"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."
by mullet-boy February 7, 2005
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Stank Mullet

A state where the hair on the back of ones head becomes somewhat long and looses cleanliness, making the hair hard to part or comb.
"Oh jeez my hair is too long and I have a stank mullet, I should get a hair cut"
by diqhed September 5, 2017
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proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.
Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.
by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003
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Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.
Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.
by Mullenkee July 26, 2013
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Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.
I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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