mullet

Any hairstyle whereupon the top is shorter than the back, and said person wearing this hairstyle still thinks that quiet riot, whitesnake, cinderella, and all the other myriad of metal bands kick major ass. Addendum to definition: People with said hairstyle usually carry with them lifetime memberships to local respective strip clubs, and believe very firmly that Pabst Blue Ribbon is STILL the beer of choice, along with Budweiser.

ANY hard rock concert will definitely prove all that I have said.

by GraphicArtist2KForever January 17, 2004

Your Mums Got A Mullet Down Under

A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.

Example

Alexis: You've got A mullet.

Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.

by Barry!!!! July 7, 2006

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

mullet juice

The ringing out of your sweat from your bandanna into the drinking water bucket.

Hey! This water tastes like mullet juice. Did you ring out your sweaty mullet rag in it?

by Tennessee Pelt June 29, 2010

Halo Mullet

a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.

Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.

by BILL FROM HAYWARD November 19, 2006

mulletstation

Child abuse in the form of having been made to wear a mullet. Lesser form of molestation, but almost equally egregious, having been perpetrated by a knowing adult on a minor.

"Your honor, I can only say that I took out those people because, as a child, I was a victim of mulletstation. Oh, and I was a crack baby."

by Susie S. October 5, 2006