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muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex
After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn
by Cb & ck February 6, 2018
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Muddy Garden Hose

When a man inserts his penis into a girls butt and she shits on his penis, then they both thrust together in a way that pushes the shit into the mans urethra. The man then urinates the shit out of his penis into the girls mouth while shes sucks it.
"I tried giving Ashley a muddy garden hose last night, but now it hurts when I pee and she wont talk to me anymore."
by Imperitus May 21, 2021
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Muddy Lotus

Two women scissoring and shitting at the same time, while a 3rd woman rubs her face in the shit.
Did you hear? Rebecca, Angela, and Kylie did a Muddy Lotus at their sleep over.
by Muddypal69 January 24, 2022
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Muddy Shot

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.
"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"
by DuffDingle March 6, 2022
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muddy trombone

the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part
Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009
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Mudded Cheese Pussy

Term used when a brick and/or wheel of cheese is inserted into a saggy loose vagina that has been plowed by a massive tree like cock.
"Dude, I could really go for some mudded cheese pussy!"
by Twerk Grinder McFresh November 1, 2009
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muddos

A colloquial term native to The Commonwealth Islands of the Bahamas.

Another way of saying incredible, unthinkable, absurd, beyond belief, beyond possibility, exceptional, extraordinary, illogical, implausible, impossible, improbable, incogitable, inconceivable, insupportable, outlandish, preposterous, rare, singular, unbelievable, uncommon, unimaginable, unique, unlikely, unordinary, unreasonable, unusualamazing, bizarre, boss, curious, darb, exceptional, fab, fantastic, flash, gnarly, heavy, inconceivable, incredible, marvelous, odd, outstanding, particular, peculiar, phenomenal, primo, rare, remarkable, singular, some, special, strange, stupendous, surprising, terrific, tough, uncommon, unfamiliar, unheard-of, unimaginable, unique, unprecedented, unthinkable, unusual, unwonted, weird, wicked, wonderful, zero coolabsurd, beyond, cureless, futile, hardly possible, impassable, impervious, impracticable, impractical, inaccessible, inconceivable, inexecutable, infeasible, insurmountable, irrealizable, irreparable, no go, no way, no-win, preposterous, too much, unachievable, unattainable, uncorrectable, unfeasible, unimaginable, unobtainable, unreasonable, unrecoverable, unthinkable, unworkable, useless, visionary extraordinary, fantasmo, fantastic, fishy, flimsy, implausible, impossible, improbable, incogitable, incomprehensible, incredible, insupposable, mind-boggling, no way, no-go, phoney, rare, reachy, staggering, strange, thick, thin, unbelievable, unconvincing, unheard-of, unimaginable, unknowable, unlikely, unsubstantial, unthinkable, weak, won't fly, won't wash absurd, farfetched, fishy, flimsy, implausible, impossible, improbable, incogitable, inconceivable, insupposable, outlandish, phoney, preposterous, questionable, reachy, ridiculous, rings phoney, suspect, thick, thin, unbelievable, unconvincing, unimaginable, unsubstantial, untenable, unthinkable, weak, won'absurd, asinine, crazy, excessive, exorbitant, extravagant, extreme, fantastic, far out, foolish, harebrained, impossible, incredible, insane, irrational, lamebrained, laughable, loony, ludicrous, monstrous, nonsensical, outrageous, ridiculous, senseless, shocking, silly, stupid, thick, too much, unbelievable, unreasonable, unthinkable, unusual, wacky, wild attenuate, attenuated, deficient, exceptional, extraordinary, few, flimsy, inconceivable, isolated, light, limited, occasional, rarefied, recherché, scanty, scarce, scattered, seldom, semioccasional, short, singular, sparse, sporadic, strange, subtile, subtle, tenuous, thin, uncommon, unfrequent, unheard of, unimaginable, unique, unlikely, unthinkable, unusual, unwonted atypical, avant-garde, bizarre, conspicuous, cool, curious, eccentric, eminent, exceptional, extraordinary, loner, noteworthy, odd, oddball, onliest, original, out-of-the-way, outlandish, outstanding, peculiar, prodigious, puzzling, queer, rare, remarkable, special, strange, three-dollar bill, uncommon, unimaginable, unordinary, unparalleled, unprecedented, unthinkable, unusual, unwonted, weird anathema, banned, disapproved, forbidden, frowned on, illegal, off limits, outlawed, prohibited, proscribed, reserved, restricted, ruled out, unacceptable, unmentionable, unthinkable
Vell muddos dread!
Muddos bey - you Ooglie dread!
by B. Pilgrim November 16, 2006
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