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Money eyes

When one becomes so intoxicated that their eyes blow up twice the normal size. In some cases even look outwardly.
"Dude, the night his wife ended up giving birth, we got super trashed. You should have seen Jeremy, he had the MONEY EYES"!
by Whiske'Lite's! July 4, 2009
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Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".
I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.
by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010
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your money is no good here

as you are our guest, everything you get is free
You helped us out, so your money is no good here.
by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2012
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old money

people who come from families that have had a lot of money for a long time, which gives them a high social position
He invited both the smart set and Perth's old money.
by zhenming_zhao February 29, 2008
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money toilet

Someone who wastes a lot of someone else's money.
by hannah_b April 3, 2009
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money contest

Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.
Benjamin growing quite impatient with the sak's salesgirl and her vague references to dating celebrities and world-travel, promptly interrupted, "Would you care to have a money contest?"
by cfb7 March 7, 2009
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Money Jeans

The metaphorical representative for the storage of income. The place where your money/valuables are collected and kept. (Bank account, piggy bank, hoe jar etc)
"I gotta' get mah' money greens to pay the money jeans"
by Hypno Fish December 2, 2009
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