morning man 

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

morning man by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

morning weight 

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

morning weight by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

Morning Shower 

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up

Morning Shower by hanky hanks February 10, 2010

Morning Shower 

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.

I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.

Morning Shower by ZMC25 February 26, 2011

morning after milkshake 

When you sneak a morning after pill in a milkshake for some chick you busted a nut in. Banana is the best flavor.

John: good morning babe, I made you a delicious banana milkshake. (morning after milkshake)

Susie: oh thanks nigga, fuck me harder.

morning after milkshake by Bryce Harper258 January 11, 2014

Morning Cottonmouth

That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton

Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth

Morning Cottonmouth by Urban Dictionarytist February 28, 2015

Morning Baby 

A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.

That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.

Morning Baby by timo4001 June 4, 2018