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moojib

the sound that boobs make when there hit
moojib...y did u hit my boob
by jeff kingsly September 3, 2005
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moonie

one who thinks he is of the highest stature, but is actually a homosexual pervert that involves himself in such activities as: molestation, poke and tickle with 12 year olds, and a large variety of circle jerks. Moonies are really nothing but michelob drinking cunts that wear polo, croakies, boat shoes, and really high khaki shorts. a straight up bitch.
Subber #1: who the hell is this guy?
Subber #2: I have no clue, I guess he just got back from a boat ride.
Subber #3: Nope its just another moonie.
Subber #1: Is that blood all over his ass?
Subber #2: ya, it must be a moonie.
by Jeff Edwards December 18, 2007
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Moonbladell

Derived from the word Moonblade, Meaning a cresent edge. The two ll's indicate of a seconed blade comeing in for the final blow. Also a game on the net,very good.(moon-blade-ell)
Moonbladell took down his foe with the powers of the blade.
by T-roydiggy June 9, 2007
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Moonique

a middle aged, fairly attractive woman that is attracted to stupidity
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Moonique! Dementia?
by Krkič July 11, 2020
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mooninite

noun. (second definition).
A special type of dynamnite, the only weapon human kind has against those 50000 dimensional bad boys, the mooninites themselves.
Fred: God damn those mooninites to hell! A bunch of them came in the night, shaved the dogs, took all the tea cups and spread moon dust everywhere.

George: Don't worry mate. I've got my hands on a few sticks of mooninite. Call Bill, we'll need his car. We're gonna blow their little arses back to the moon. Oh yeah, and bring the itching powder and bleach, we'll giv'em a little something to send them on their way.
by robenk February 5, 2007
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Moonbase

A Rather Fetching Ethnic Male Of The Human Species
Person #1:Ohh See Adir Over There?
Person #2:Yes....
Person #3:He Is A Right Moonbase
by Stephanie&&Rosie&&Rory January 15, 2009
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Moonball

A game of baseball created by Earl Pickles. Often played by Earl and his grandson, Nelson. It's used to teach kids how to hit the ball off the tee. Called 'Moonball' because the bat is often swung very hard and the ball is hit very far.
Nelson: (on the verge of crying but not quite) I'm just not a good batter. How can I learn to hit better?

Earl: What's the matter? Let's play Moonball. I'll show you how to do it.

Nelson: How?! I've never played Moonball before.

Earl: (demonstrating a proper batting stance) Here, do it like this. (swings the bat)

Nelson: Wow! Look at the ball go!

Earl: Wow! That ball almost went as high as the moon.

Nelson: (giving a high five) Move over, Ed Crankshaft, Earl Pickles is coming your way!

Ed: I heard that, Nelson Wolfe. You don't disrespect a Mudhen, you hear me?! (stares at him hard, angry eyed)

Nelson: Sorry, but I bet you never played Moonball when you played.
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 13, 2011
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